I have often wondered and pondered who was the funniest bastard ever? Now I know alot of you imaginary readers are gonna come back with alot of "Richard Pryors" "Bill Hicks" and "Bobby Davros" but fuck there has been millenia of people and shit there must have been some well funny fuckers. The history books note those gits who where pious or great at war or writing fantastic books, but they forgot to note down the bastard who made king Arthur piss his armour or the witty frog that made Joan of Arc shit her chastity belt. Who was the funniest cave man? Was he the bloke who could do the best impression of a mammouth or was he the hilarious dickhead who wore a gazzeles lungs as a pair of trousers. All i'm saying is that this stuff is worth thinking about and if we ever invent a time machine we should set it to hunt for the funniest dude ever and then he could be brought back to do a speach at my next birthday.
Toodles fuckwits.
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