I love my wife but she is liable to turn me in to a wife killer. Whenever I make a comment about anyone or anything she always feels the need to defend the opposite. Why the fuck does she have to do it, and if I ever bring up this fault she crys and then I instantly become the horror husband. I literally cannot remember the last time that I was right about anything. We have only been married a few months but fuck me the bitch has changed she used to love going out drinking and fucking about, we live in Camden, a great place to go out, but we sit in every fucking night. I have had to give up smoking, I no longer drink. Now admittedly the flat is much cleaner and the food is great and she is hot as fuck but why can't she just do and think exacty how I want her to at all times, almost as if she was Derren Brown, I think blow job, flash, shes on it, I think Jeremy Kyle has alot to do with it cunt that he is why does he constantly use lie detectors when they have been proven to be useless I think I could definatly deck him in a fight.
Toodles Fuckwits.
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